Ring Pop
a plastic ring with a large, circular base that is placed on the topside of your hand. a half-inch long plastic rod is sticking up out of it, holding on a flavourful lollipop. tends to leave a sticky residue all over your hands, because when you suck on a lollipop and then let it ‘dry’ it kind of… melts.
kid one: -sucking noise-
kid two: why are you sucking your knuckles?!
k1: -surfaces- dude! i’m suckin’ on a ring pop!
k2: oooohhh, cool!
a ringpop is a d-ck that looks exactly like ringpop candy. commonly used as an insult or as a t-tle for someone who has a ringpop d-ck.
“hey ringpop!”
“oh man so anyway, he has a ringpop yo! he whipped it out and i was like…oh my god!!!”
when you punch a virginal girl in the hymen to break it, preferable with a large ring.
that b-tch was giving me lip last night, so i ring popped her with my cl-ss ring.
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