Rings Beach


a beach located south of matarangi, on the coromandel peninsula, north island, new zealand. home of the mythical burning sands. it was once said that -n-l s-x was practiced amongst the dunes – but was recently discredited after mr hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having -n-l s-x in sand dunes. ask him how he knows.
f-ck me, i have sand up my -rs-!

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