ringspread
a ringspread is the act of bearing one’s b-ttocks. usually at any unsuspecting audience. also known as mooning but with an emphasised parting of -rs- cheeks . the ringspread can be modified to be a thirsty bulldog.
this is a true story. a p-ssenger on a bus was going past a used car lot when he saw the salesperson extolling the virtues of some heap of sh-t car.
the p-ssenger yelled out of the bus window to the folks in the car lot.
” hey mate that car has an engine that is as good as this…(p-ssenger in bus then bares his -rs- and pulls the -rs-cheeks apart ( the ringspread) much to the bewilderment of the salesperson and customer”).
other p-ssengers such as myself roar laughing.
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