Ringwood tree topper
the chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole -n-lly. when she starts to “leak” excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a “ring” pattern of sh-t on his d-ck (thus, ring-wood). when she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like christmas b-lls ’round the holiday hard-on.
miguel like to get the ringwood tree topper after jenifer eats lots of tacos.
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