Ringworm Illusion
when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. this ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.
i looked at my wiener and saw the ringworm illusion, and almost p-ssed out.
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