rip balls


formally stands for ‘r.i.p b-lls’, but is pr-nounced ‘rip b-lls’ when speaking. when something is too f-cking cold to bare. (eg. water or temperature in winter)
dustin: “hey, safran wanna go to the beach?”
safran: h-ll no, it’s mid janurary and 40 degrees outside, im not going to rip b-lls at the beach!

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