when someone is beyond turnt
tyler was absolutely riped-up
when a man showers a woman in b*ttery jaszm while standing over her and crosses his hands while screaming c*mwind nick manning: holy cow , aghhh droppin f*ckin loads baby , all over ur f*ckin bifocales c*mwind 🙅🏻
- operation hide the d
when you parents come into the room and you have to hide your d*ld* quickly. sh*t! gotta use operation hide the d my parent are coming.
people who play many sports but arent good and are wiggers. dude kyle is such a graglenacho. wow those pants are so graglenacho you f*g.
- fappy trail
the small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. when a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail. man 1: “dude i just had the best jerk off ever” man 2: “nice but did you make a […]