riser burn
abrasions on the side of the neck that us army paratroopers may sometimes get as the result of their parachute risers coming into contact with their neck during the deployment of their parachute.
this is experienced mainly by inexperienced jumpers who don’t know to keep their chin on their chest when they exit an aircraft, or by bad-sses who like to look up to actually watch their parachute canopy as it deploys and opens and don’t mind a little riser burn in order to do that.
>> what the f-ck, airborne? is that riser burn on your neck or some kind of f-cking eczema?
>> what, this? oh no, your mom left those bite marks all over my neck, now shut the f-ck up before i f-ck your sister, puke on your girlfriend, and f-stf-ck you in the -ss around the pt track while i sing cadence, you cherry f-cking h-m-.
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