risky text
a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you’re going to type it then you can’t get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
oh sh-t i should not have sent that risky text
a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you’re going to type it then you can’t get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
oh sh-t i should not have sent that risky text
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