ritalini



ritalini is a special pasta italians give their young people afflicted with adhd. the special ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap.
momma: “pappa, guiseppi has been acting up again, he’s been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!”
papa: “oh my, mio amore! fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit.”

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