Ritty


a street name for ritalin (methylphenidate). ritalin is a schedule ii stimulant with effects similar to amphetamines. usually taken orally or crushed and snorted.
hey man, you got those 10mg rittys i was askin’ for?
a word used to describe something that is not right or a bit odd. it can also be used to describe a situation which is not good or people are finding the situation bad or grim.
max:”wow that burger tastes really strange!”

gabes:”something isn’t right in this burger”

donnie:”yeah that burgers bare ritty”
it is a combination of the word t-tties and rolls. most common among portly women. when there’s no distinction between the rolls of fat that run a long their sides and their br–sts.
zack: d-mn! that girl may be portly but she has some huge knockers!

joe: yeah your right! oh wait. the’re just ritties.

zack: sh-t! i’ve been drinking way to long.

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