Ritz Bits and Cheese
name for one who is half white and half asian.
jamie: i’m white so that would make me a cracker, or a triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.
alan: yeah.
amy: what about me, i’m half white and half asian. what would that make me?
alan: uh, that would make you ritz bits and cheese.
amy: okay…
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