Ritz Hotel


to cheat on your girl/boyfriend with someone else at some certain place. of off the movie “regarding henry.” he would take his mistress to the ritz hotel to cheat on his wife.
wes “hey man what are you doing tomorrow?”

ryan “hey im taking kelsi to the ritz hotel, dont tell maria.”

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