Ritz Pack Minus 4


a phrase to describe a man with a huge p-n-s. the size of a pack of ritz crackers… after you’ve taken out 4 crackers.
“hey, have you seen joseph’s d-ck?”
“no! i heard he has a ritz pack minus 4, though.”

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