River Viiperi


an 18 year old spanish model; perhaps the s-xiest man on earth; dating caitlyn coyle, they are deeply in love even though they have an age gap
river viiperi: hey baby! im walking in new york fashion week
caitlyn: okay hottie. i love you
river viiperi: love you to baby
caitlyn: see you there s-xy pants

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