Rizwan


definition for someone who is an amazing guy, liked by pretty much everyone, and pr-ne to jealousy from haters. able to make friends and lovers easily, but gets haters just as.
wow that guy is such a rizwan, hate him ¬¬
a rich guy. who has a constant supply of money everywhere. secretly a member of the church of scientology.
“rizwan! are you going to sainsbury’s?” “no, i do not have any money.” -money falls out of his hair-
1.

n. a synonym for someone who tries to win everything on facebook by liking pages and/or forcing his friends to like it.

v. rizwaning.

adj. rizwanated, rizwanish,

2.

acronym for a compound rizwanium dioxide; made from chutane and chutyl alchohol which produces a pungent smell when reacted with any amine.
1.
hot chick: “hey! wanna come over to my place tonight?”
someone: “i see you as my sister. i will burn in h-ll if i kiss you. my grandpa once caught me watching p-rn and he’d beat my -ss so bad that i started suffering from erectile dysfunction. now all i th-”
hot chick (under her breath): “fc-kin rizwan!”

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