ro-told


the act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a sh-t.
guy 1 -“oh guys! you should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!”

guy 2 – “shut the f-ck up, were playing beer pong”

girl 1 – “nice ro-told f-ggot, no one cares”

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