road boob



breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam… far away from nearest exit… and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent’s ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows
when a jack-knifed truck shut down the m*ss pike last sunday, road b**b was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

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