breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam… far away from nearest exit… and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent’s ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows
when a jack-knifed truck shut down the m*ss pike last sunday, road b**b was the only thing that would quiet the baby.
shaking my ponytail (as smh is to “shaking my head”) “they call us females crazy but have you ever turned down a dude then suddenly you’re a wh*r* and he’s threatening your life lol k, smpt”
an intentionally shaming term to describe cisgenderded people (especially straight, white men). this term is used by fake trangenders (the attack helicipters who need special pr*nouns) so they can shame their “oppressors” (the normal people) into guilt. i can’t believe that attention seeking attack helicopter called me a cispig
- choking the jewfish
vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew jack had fun choking the jewfish last night
- humping hose
a synonym for firefighter. slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires. oh yeah, that ross, he’s in the humping hose business.