Road Cider
randomly placed bottles filled with cider colored liquid found along any major highway or road. from a car traveling at high speed they appear to be bottles of unfinished apple juice, when in reality the various containers are filled with human urine.
dedicated truck drivers who’s pay load is always on time frequently slug many quarts of caffinated beverages to stay alert. as their bladder swells, the innovative road warrior then tinkles carefully in the soft drink bottle while maintaining control of a 30 ton rig at highway speed. to make sure that there will be no mistakenly drank pee pee as fatigue sets in later on, the trucker wisely tosses the road cider from the truck and reaches for another 2 liter of mountain hollar.
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