Road Mimosa


a road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. it is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.

normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
my heads killing me and we are late for work, lets h-t up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.

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