Road Porn


watching p-rn on a computer or other personal device while driving. may include, but is not limited to, laptops, ipods or cell phones.
i was watching some road p-rn. i wasn’t paying attention so i was pulled over for speeding. the cop complimented my taste in p-rnography.

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