road rainbow
when, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a bl-wj-b, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver’s p-n-s looks like a gay pride flag.
“hey honey, why don’t you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you’re in cvs, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church.”
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