roadses
noun, the usually old or ugly flowers sold at the side of the road, freeway exit ramps, or other high-traffic areas
also known as “b-rs-s” if sold from a bucket in a bar or pub
it’s your anniversary, bob, what did you get mary this year?
cr-p, i forgot, i’ll probably just grab some roadses on the drive home & take her out to dinner.
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