Roadside Blow-out


while f-cking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her -ss as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she’s a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.
“mr. president, mich-lle doesn’t seem too happy with you today. what did you do?”

“last night she complained about my health care plan, so i gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the oval office.”

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