roadsterbation
when you have a roadb-n-r and decide to go ahead and make it better. usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle not easily seen into. (a rig or large truck.)
usually pretty intense, since the element of exhibitionism is there in force.
also, be sure to have a handrag or burger king napkin handy.
d-mn, i got a roadb-n-r after seeing that cute-ss little redhead at that last stoplight. i guess i better jerk off as i drive. cl-ssic roadsterbation.
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