roaming
strolling around the street aimlessly, without a purpose or direction
jenkins “i was roaming for like 4 hours last night”
“jenkins you need to stop going roaming in the middle of the night you flog!”
1. hang a girl from the ceiling with chains.
2. stick a phone, preferably a razor or iphone into her v-g-n-.
3. call the phone.
4. repeat step 3 numerous times depending on how mad you are.
5. when she is about to -rg-sm stop calling it. this makes it worse.
6. when you are done with the torture release the chains.
i inserted a razor during my roaming session last night, so gnar gnar.
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