roast beef mud flaps
roast beef mud flaps are the oversized lips of the v-g-n- that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. this phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of s-xual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of s-xual toys.
chris: hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
ken: yeah, but it wasn’t that great.
chris: why not?
ken: well, she had a m-ssive set of roast beef mud flaps.
chris: were they that bad?
ken: yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
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