Roast the Dewy


de-humectant; a term commonly used in good company despite the fact that it is the mutual drying out during s-xual congress and describes the roasted (and chapped) state the p-n-s is left in.
about halfway through it got so dry i roasted the dewy. i don’t think i’ll be good for another for a week.

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