Rob Job

to get three fourths a handjob and have to hold it in because your girl won’t let you c-m
d-mn i only got a rob job last night
to have s-x with someone while others are in the same house/ vicinity
i went to a party the other night, and two of my friends pulled a robjob.
the act of licking a female’s -n-s whilst she is asleep
“i woke up last night and someone was robjobbing me again!”
n)a s-xual act performed by a male in which he uses one finger to stimulate a female’s v-g-n-l walls while licking around her cl-toris. (also licking a female’s freshly cleaned -n-s)
v)any act of vandalism performed against a racist or blasphemous male of high political power.
n) “you are a s-xy man, thanks for the robjob.”
v) “i want to robjob george w. bush/richard nixon/ronald reagan.”
the s-xual act of defacating into your partners -n-s either directly or using some form of tubing. originated by a s-xual pioneer named rob and his dear mother.
the woman cleaned the sh-t off her -ss after getting a rob-job.
the s-xual act of one man giving oral s-x to a man while rotating in circles.
guy 1: your brother gave me a rob-job last night, it was amazing.
guy 2: i always knew he was gay.
when one receives s-xual pleasure (f-ll-t– or c-nn-l-ng-s) from a robot, humanoid or other.
dan: hey, tom. you wanna come to the club and meet some girls tonight?
tom: nah, i’m cool. i’m gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.

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