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• Fart Tennis

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• Farva-ism

  a short story or limerick, void of any discernible beginning, middle, end, plot, moral, or characters that can be related to, thus breaking most of the rules of modern language. so named because the listener feels stupider afterwards, akin to “farva” from the movie super troopers. guy 1: “man, what was mike going on about? […]

• Jill Card

  a mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic. ryan: i’m ready to go out and have some fun. i’ve been planning this night out for weeks. jill: i don’t feel like going out. you can’t go. friends: she just played the jill card.

• Mutley'ing one out

  the act of coming home drunk and attempting to m-st-rb-t- but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of d-ck dastardly’s dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy c-ck in your hand. bruv, i was so wasted last night i got home and […]

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