Robbed the Liquor Store
when you are about to either go down on a girl or f-ck her and find a condom inside of her. you take it out and eat/f-ck her anyway.
— “dude, why do you look so defeated?”
— “i think i robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean.”
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