Robert Walpole


robert walpole is best known as the first prime minister of great britain. however, he also can be attributed to multiple accomplishments such as the invention of the d-ld-, the coining of the term “mangina” and the publishing of his best-selling novel, 101 ways to f-ck a copy machine.
guy 1: yo, man, i don’t know what to do. i want to study for the big world history test, tonight, but i also want to f-ck a copy machine.

guy 2: dude, two words. robert walpole.

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