Robertson’s Creeper
a robertson’s creeper is when a man sh-ts in a log shape above a woman’s chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. she then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his sh-t in a hot dog bun. she then burps the smell of his sh-t back into his face.
dude, last night was f-cking crazy. i gave laura a robertson’s creeper but the smell of my sh-t almost made me puke on that fine -ss.
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