Robertstown


a small town in central kildare that from afar resembles a speck of dirt on the horizon. the town currently has a population of about 1000 people and 4 pubs, which are always packed.
recently the town is now being served with a bus route….but not at the weekend. during the week a bus goes out at 11.20am and comes in at 7pm. so you can get out but if for whatever reason you decide to come in you better find a place to stay.

currently the town has now disappeared from ireland under a couple feet of snow.

n-body cares though…
:hey man where do you live?
:robertstown
:…..where the f-ck is that!

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