Robsturbate


(verb): what the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of robert pattinson.
m: -yerp-

y: what are you doing?

m: erm, nothing.

y: don’t bother denying it. i know you were robsturbating again. i can see his picture right there. i can’t believe you robsturbate in the living room. did you at least have a robgasm?r

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