Robtard
a robtard is someone called rob that does r-t-rded things such as racing people across motorways!
robtards are even more r-t-rded than r-t-rds. they claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, “regardless of the stupidity or risk”.
robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. if one is found, please return it to africa asap, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
warning – do not approach a robtard. failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. you have been warned.
“r-t-rd”
“yeah well…you’re a robtard!”
another name for a fool called rob, who happens to beleive he is almighty, and owns in everything. in reality, he’s a b-m with no life, and just sits around getting stonned, drunk, and resorts to threatening his ‘friends’ to make him feel more powerful, if you’d like an example, use this email address: [email protected]
rob: i own!!11eleven
‘friend’: no you don’t, you’re just heavy.
rob: shut up or i’ll kill you!
‘friend’: yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
rob: -charges forward with fist out-
‘friend’:-steps to the side ever so slightly-
rob: -trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor-
‘friend’:robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
rob: shut up or i’ll kill you!
-so on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot-
a robtard is someone called rob that does r-t-rded things such as racing people across motorways!
robtards are even more r-t-rded than r-t-rds. they claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, “regardless of the stupidity or risk”.
robtards usually resemble giraffes. if a robtard is found, please return it to africa asap, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
warning – do not approach a robtard. failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. you have been warned.
“r-t-rd”
“yh well…you’re a robtard!!”
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