rock hard


the state of a gentleman’s p-n-s when he is s-xually excited almost to the point of spontaneous -j-c-l-t–n.
come on darlin’, get yer kecks off, i’m rock hard!
when a guy gets a erection.
tyler got rock hard when his f-ck buddy for the week started to rub his tip of his d-ck.
intransitive verb. 1)the specific ability to perform adeptly a style of rock music which includes guitars, drums, and a blues influence. 2)to surp-ss all contenders in excellence, ability, or fame. 3) to render all viewers speechless at one’s excellence, ability, or fame.
music. “the vintage vinyl of bad company that my dad gave me rocks hard.”
excellence. “congratulations on that summa c-m laude! you really rock hard, mich-lle!”
ability. “our band really rocked hard last night, didn’t it?”
fame. “the beatles rocked hard.”

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