rock job


getting head while the girl has “pop-rocks” ™ in her mouth.
i got a rock job from some chick today!
rockjob is a common term used in the early 1990s both for high school students and even primary school students in australia where the person called a rockjob is identified as an;

1) idiot,
2) got embarr-ssed,
3) or usually if in an argument have made an -ss of themselves
1)
john: what the h-ll is algebra!?

2)
-john attends school wearing his pink sneakers-
everyone: omfg! poof

3)
john: well your mum!
everyone: at least our mum doesnt resemble a gorilla!
-everyone laughs at john-
an exclamation, which, when used in conjunction with “get a” can often be used as a replacement to, “f-ck off!”
“hey zombie, get a rock job!”
term used to describe someone being shutdown or shutup. often the person has contradicted and or embar-ssed themselves and therefore proven the other person’s point.
“you just said earlier that you prefer coles to aldi for nutritional value, yet now you say you like coles better for the larger variety of chocolate candy bars based on taste preference… rock job bro!” said nathan to his younger, more attractive yet hairier brother murphy.
v. to give or receive manual stimulation, specifically while standing or laying on a rock or pebble driveway. handjob on a pebble driveway.
we went out side the sh-r- house so that broad could give me a rockjob.
putting pop rocks in your mouth and giving a male a bl-w j-b.
“i went to the store and on the way i paid a hooker to give me a rock-job”

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