Rock, Paper, Handjob


noun – spin on traditional game of rock, paper, scissors. while paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.
the other night, i conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. i told her, “if i win, you have to give me a handjob. if i lose, you get to beat my meat”.

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