Rock Puritan


a person or people who listens to rock music and will argue with others about the perfection of their favorite band(s) and will also argue that other bands suck.
dude jeff is such a rock puritan, he’s always trying to tell me that ac/dc kicks -ss but he refuses to listen to zeppelin!

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