Rock Schlappy


1. to do something with maximum effort and intensity.
“come on, bro! two more bench presses and you’re done. rock that sh-t schlappy, mother f-cker!!”

“don’t you dare come yet! rock schlappy or get off me and mow the f-cking lawn!!”

“ondine nearly beat me at scrabble but i rocked it schlappy with ‘indigent’ on a triple word score.”

“how was my presentation at work? i’ll tell you how it went: i rocked it so schlappy that i actually made the s-xy with my boss right there on the conference table.”

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