ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!!
an old miner’s game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks and the player attempting to defuse the situation. the only thing that beats all three is paper… basic capitalism. i know that’s weak, but… weak is exactly how capitalism works.
rock scissors dynamite!! you’ve been playing the game wrong your whole life. thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment i’ve offered this world. 😉
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