rock the john
taking a m-ssive sh-t so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.
john “hey, will you cover for me while i go rock the john?”
bill “wait dude. i gotta p-ss first before you go and f-ck up the bathroom!”
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