rockem sockem sports sex
to solve a dispute (usually when two chicks want the one dude), rockem sockem sports s-x is initiated. generally, the dude will instigate the rockem sockem sports s-x, in which the two girls will sit upon the dude (one on the d-ck and one on the face) and box until there is one left standing who is crowned the winner.
however, after all is said and done, the dude is the real winner and the chicks lose. suckers.
girl 1 – “yo, he’s mine!”
girl 2 – “uh uhhh, back off b-tch, he’s my man!”
dude – “girls, please, there’s only one way to resolve this… rockem sockem sports s-x.”
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