Rocket Boner


an intense and quickly raised b-n-r that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. this is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. rocket b-n-rs could lead to pre–j-c-l-t–n. also used to refer to dog b-n-rs.
as rachel spoke dirty into the xbox live mic, zach got a rocket b-n-r and tony pre–j-c-l-t-d.

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