Rocket Lag


similar to jet lag, but with sp-ce ships. traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you’re reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.
hey mom, it’s alec, i just landed on mars and about to get to work mining with dan! need to grab some shut eye first, i’ll call you back later, i’ve got rocket lag!

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