rocketmom


a rocketmom is a woman who, in spite of having given birth, has maintained a rocket body. basically a milf with a dynamite body.
dude #1: “look at wendy over there – she has such a dynamite little body on her!”
dude #2: “can you believe she has three kids?”
dude #1: “are you serious!?! she’s a f-cking rocketmom!!!”

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