Rockin Rolla


a stoner’s highest accomplishment, the rockin rolla:

1.(supplies) you will be needing a tight bong, an 4th of chronic to put in the bong ($100), an 8th of shrooms ($20) and a bag of jolly ranchers ($1.50)

2.(set-up) fill the bong with water. then pick out all the grape jolly ranchers and toss them down into your bong. let sit for 10 minutes.

3. ok, this is the fun part. start smoking your weed. try as hard as you can to smoke for 4 hours and 20 minutes. ready? go!

4. well now that you smoked a whole $100 of chronic you may now eat your 8th of magic mushrooms

5. sit back and wait or go and adventure, either way you will have the trip of your life

once all is said and done you will find the entire world melting around you as everything turns into a cartoon for what seems like years on end and you will have just ingested 121 dollars and 50 cents…

congratulations
“dude… i just pulled a rockin rolla… i am soooooo far gone… my computer screen is melting and so are my hands!!!”

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