Rocking Chairman


similar to a c-ck block, a rocking chairman is a friend who rocks, but lowers your chances with a potential fling because their being subconsciously obnoxious(or rocking too hard out loud).
person 1- yeah dude, so i was with john and jack last night, and i ran into this group of super cute girls.

person 2- really dude? so did anything happen with you guys?

person 1- nothing bro, john was being such a rocking chairman.

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