rockspring mcdonalds


where cool kids (read: losers with no lives) hang out every day. and by “every day”, i mean they get off the bus and go straight to mcdonalds and proceed to stay there for hours at a time. said “cool kids” are unable to get a job at mcdonalds, because they’re idiots. they also occasionally get boyfriends there. there is the occasional lesbian there at work, and a herd of glaring old people. note: do not talk to the lady that cleans the tables!
girl 1: hey, do you want to go the rockspring mcdonalds to pick up guys?
girl 2: that’s where i got my last five boyfriends! sure!

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